Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Israeli Soldiers doing What What in the Butt...

This was actually cute and funny.. saw it on Towerload and thought I'd share...


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Don't give your boyfriend an iPhone...

Ha! I was browsing through my favorite blogs today and found a link to a very interesting site. It's a collection of photos of guys with iPhones and I thought - whoah! (If you plan to click on the link, please note that some of the pics are NSFW).

I browsed through the photos and most of them are hot guys too! I just can't imagine to whom they sent their photos to, so that it could end up on that website..

I just have one advice, don't give your boyfriend an iPhone! ;) Or better yet, GIVE HIM ONE!

Follow the link for the complete set here. (guys with iPhones)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Beautiful Day - April 16th, 2009

Sheesh! I thought the funky weather won't leave us. The past couple of days have been very gloomy and wet. I only like it like that when I'm working. I'd rather be inside when the weather is crappy.

Today is a totally different. The sun is out and well, it's still cool but being under the sun is fine. I can't believe it's Thursday already. I hear that it's going to be gorgeous tomorrow and Saturday so I'm looking forward to that. I think it's time to take my dog to the park... ha! You know what the park looks like when it's sunny and warm don't you?! :D

I hope everyone is having a great week. (Still missing JOSH - but hey - - gotta move on!)

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I guess it's over now...

I remember my post way back in October where I was beginning to fall for my personal trainer. Yup! Josh is his name - do you remember? Well, I heeded Hazen's advice to stay away. His exact words were:

He might flirt with you, even kiss you. He might even allow you to give him oral sex. He might even top you. But he will still be straight. So don't fall in love, 'cause he can't reciprocate. You will just end up heartbroken.

Besides he is your trainer, and doing anything more than having a coffee together is prone to problems.

He was right and I listened to him. What does Josh do? He continued to send me text messages, and contact me on Facebook. I remained unphased because my focus shifted to someone else. Thank goodness for that.

Until recently, he insisted that he visit me at home. He's got some "big news" to tell me and he cannot tell me over the phone. Hmmmm..

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I am very busy and I really, and honestly don't have time to hang out and talk all through the night knowing that there really isn't a future there - - whether it's sex or otherwise. So, I continued to decline until one day - he called me and told me that he was coming over regardless. He was supposed to stay for a half hour. He arrived at quarter 'til nine, and didn't leave here until three o'clock in the morning. Why? Well....

Anyway, it's always been like that. He shows me the interest when I'm not interested. But the moment I show some reciprocation, he pulls away. Come on. I am not nineteen years old anymore. I don't play those games.

The big news? He's moving to California. He's got great plans for himself and I do wish him well. I asked him if he knew that I liked him at one point. He said, "Yes." Did he know that I wanted him in "that" way? "Yes.", he answered. So, why lead me on only to not go through with it? I don't know. That will remain a mystery.

He's moving away - - and I'm moving on. That's just how life is.

Ending this post with this great artist.. Jay Brannan... "Can't Have It All"

Friday, April 3, 2009

Deep Bench

Going through life with a great ass rocks! I would advise everyone to get one. A flat, fat, or otherwise undesirable ass is an automatic -2 on the "Mr. Perfect" scale (1 to 10, 10 being perfect). So if a guy is great looking, well-adjusted, well-employed, fun to be with, great in bed and has all his eggs in one basket (hmm, there is a pun there somewhere) - even with all that, he's an 8 if the booty is boring. Not that 8 is a bad score, but you have to lament the lost potential of a deep bench.

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Now this is the kind of comment that gets me lots of annoyed responses. "Could you be more shallow Maximum Male Beauty" or "I think you under-estimate the inner beauty blah, blah, blah". Well, guess what? I agree with you - it is shallow (and correct). I only have one thing to say in defense of my booty-centric opinion. Look around - check out the guys who turn you on. If you can tell me that flat butts boys were your favorites than you're a better man than I.