Friday, April 3, 2009

Deep Bench

Going through life with a great ass rocks! I would advise everyone to get one. A flat, fat, or otherwise undesirable ass is an automatic -2 on the "Mr. Perfect" scale (1 to 10, 10 being perfect). So if a guy is great looking, well-adjusted, well-employed, fun to be with, great in bed and has all his eggs in one basket (hmm, there is a pun there somewhere) - even with all that, he's an 8 if the booty is boring. Not that 8 is a bad score, but you have to lament the lost potential of a deep bench.

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Now this is the kind of comment that gets me lots of annoyed responses. "Could you be more shallow Maximum Male Beauty" or "I think you under-estimate the inner beauty blah, blah, blah". Well, guess what? I agree with you - it is shallow (and correct). I only have one thing to say in defense of my booty-centric opinion. Look around - check out the guys who turn you on. If you can tell me that flat butts boys were your favorites than you're a better man than I.

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